Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time - 15 Pictures
Chase & Sandborn Spanking
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?
She totally deserves it. Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?
Pears Soap Disaster
"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"
French Suicide Sausage
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.
It's enough to make you want to eat Kosher forever.
Root Beer Baby!Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of Root Beer. It is clearly doing something horrible to him. He is terrifying.
Postage Meter Murder
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.
"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter.
Christmas Weapons
The family that guns together, has funs together.
The family that guns together, has funs together.
White Bread Demon
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"
"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"
Chocolate Poulain
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.
Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep.
ChubbyWho needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.
Fry's Chocolate NightmareNothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of a sickly kid looking 5 different shades of miserable.
Baby Soft
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.
JonBenét Ramsey, eat your heart out. (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge out our eyes and then barf.
Shave YourselfThe old man baby's gonna sing karaoke into a razor! Hooray!
A Girl Around The House
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!
It's nice to have a girl around the house... especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!
Eye patch. Shirt. Baby Tiger.
Sexy?
Sexy?
Locked Out
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.
You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door.
